So, I recently moved in with a friend and her husband, and while I appreciate their kind generosity, I've come to realize my new roomie is a sleep eater. Yes, a sleep eater. He gets up in the middle of the night, totally unconscious and binge eats. It has been requested of me to keep a daily menu of the items he chooses during his peaceful slumber. Here is what we've burned through in the first two weeks of our happy living arrangements:
A tub of cream cheese (from what I gather eaten with tortillas)
A bag of shredded cheese
A jar of pickles
5 hotdog buns
5 hamburger buns
a zucchini
two quarts of soy milk
two containers of chip dip
two blocks of cheese
a box of wheat thins
In the past there are rumors of this fellow eating a boat of gravy, large amounts of butter, a bag of oreo cookies and an amazing birthday cake (not his).
I have yet to find out what was rummaged last night....stay tuned.
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I must know more!!! Just one post?!?
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