He's getting better

So, for the last few days I've only seen an occassional pickle missing, maybe a little mustard here and there. Last night, some groceries came home. I perused the kitchen and noticed the top of a Moriningstar Mealstarters bag (it's basically a vegetarian meat substitute). As far as I can tell, here's what was on the menu:

Frozen Morningstar mealstarters (half a bag, chicken) eaten frozen
An entire tupperware of marinara sauce
A half a loaf of ciabatta bread

I wonder how his tummy feels this morning...

My first two weeks in

So, I recently moved in with a friend and her husband, and while I appreciate their kind generosity, I've come to realize my new roomie is a sleep eater. Yes, a sleep eater. He gets up in the middle of the night, totally unconscious and binge eats. It has been requested of me to keep a daily menu of the items he chooses during his peaceful slumber. Here is what we've burned through in the first two weeks of our happy living arrangements:

A tub of cream cheese (from what I gather eaten with tortillas)
A bag of shredded cheese
A jar of pickles
5 hotdog buns
5 hamburger buns
a zucchini
two quarts of soy milk
two containers of chip dip
two blocks of cheese
a box of wheat thins

In the past there are rumors of this fellow eating a boat of gravy, large amounts of butter, a bag of oreo cookies and an amazing birthday cake (not his).

I have yet to find out what was rummaged last night....stay tuned.